Title: Save The Last Dance
Author: Eric Johnson & Eva Ungar Grudin
Publisher: Hargrove Press
Genre: Literary Fiction
Author: Eric Johnson & Eva Ungar Grudin
Publisher: Hargrove Press
Genre: Literary Fiction
A tale of the power and peril of first love rediscovered.
Written entirely in email and texts, allows the reader to eavesdrop on Sarah and Adam's correspondence as their love reignites. It also permits the reader to witness the reactions of significant others, whose hum-drum lives are abruptly jolted by the sudden intrusion of long-dormant passion. Can Sarah and Adam's rekindled love withstand the pummeling they're in for?
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To: Paul Bishop <Paul.R.Bishop@dewey.com>
March 11, 2014 9:40 pm
Subject: The timeline
I know a little about classical music, a little about film, a little about baseball, hockey and I can recite the presidents, in order, in 15 seconds. But I admit there are things I still don’t understand. Death, for instance.
I would like to get your advice on it. Not Death so much as the State of Being Dead. I’m not afraid of death, you know. I’m afraid of being dead. Incidentally, Paul, I don’t happen to believe in transubstantiation.
God forbid my parents are waiting for me on that Golden Shore:
“So I told you, son, you should have gone to med school. But a disc jockey at a 12-watt station? I don’t know. Why did I ever bother sending you to college? Now, go get your rest and get cleaned up, son. We’re going to dinner with the Karl Marxes. I’m teaching them to speak English. The only trouble around here – the goddamn Trotskyites.
I ask: “Leon Trotsky made it here? How the hell did that happen?”
Paul, I don’t feel old. I don’t think I look old. I’m not sick. But lately I picture my marker on the far right of the timeline.
One day, when I was 28, alone on a Greyhound, late at night, I couldn’t stop thinking about what it really meant to be dead. I couldn’t shake the idea of being insensate, of not existing. I had a full-fledged panic attack, Paul – heart racing, sweating. And for whatever reason, my mind reached out to Rick Marsulek, the resident juvenile delinquent from my high school days. My pal. Black leather jacket, complete with the wrench he always carried, in case anyone tried to mess with him. Duck’s ass haircut. Angelic face that could darken instantly. In my panic I called out to him, “Rick, help me.” He materialized and responded with little prompting.
“Fuck it, Adam, by the time you die, say when you’re 70, you’ll be okay with the idea. So stop sweating it.” It calmed me. The panic dissipated. The advice has followed me all these years, and I learned to push the thoughts of death away. Until now.
Today the announcement for my 50th High School Reunion arrived. And dark thoughts seem to be gathering on the horizon again. But they’re not just about being dead. They’re about the sensation of being carried along on a conveyor belt. To Waldheim Cemetery. Feels as if life has become all predetermined ritual: the ten pills in the morning, the commute to the station, the commute back home, the same forced pleasantries in between, the six pills before bed. Lights out by 9:00.
I looked at the list of people on that reunion roster and one name jumped off the page. It conjured a time when death and ritual were far away. When we were free and invincible. When my pulse raced at even the mention of her name.
Here’s my question, Paul - Do you think there’s a way off of the conveyor belt or do you think I should just stay on it and go along en route to Waldheim?
From: Greg Dillon < email@example.com>
To: Sarah Ross < firstname.lastname@example.org>
May 22, 2014 1:17 pm
Subject: 50th REUNION – JUNE 22nd
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah - what’s the matter with you that you won’t let us see you in Cleveland? We have a blast planned. Party Friday, complete with Genelli’s pizza. Dinner dance at the Beachwood Country Club on Sat. night. A tour of Heights High that morning. Pastrami or corned beef lunch, your choice, at Corky and Lenny’s. If only the Indians were playing on Sunday, we’d do that too. Everyone is asking for you. Sherrie, Madeline, Frank, Doug (who still looks good). And, above all, Adam.
(Spoke to him last night. He wondered if he could have your email address. Here’s his – email@example.com)
Everyone’s coming. You’re the only one letting us down.
From: Sarah Ross < firstname.lastname@example.org>
To: Gabriella Fratelli <email@example.com>
May 22, 2014 7:29 pm
Subject: darling, I am growing older
Cara Gabriella -
I think of you always, my bastion of sanity, and I always wish you were near again.
Gordon pursues me. After these years alone, flattering. Attention, companionship not to be minimized, I suppose. And I count myself lucky for it. But it’s not like the days with you when my heart leapt with anticipation of our togetherness.
It’s so odd. A lot of folks I see around me, my age, even younger, are ready to close up shop, or already have. I’m working hard to stay in life – my painting, the boutique, and a good time now and again. With nice people like Gordon, who don’t need to be wound up in the morning– still fun. It’s such a chore, though, to adjust to age. We become invisible - a shock when you lose your looks. You wouldn’t know. You’re forever young. But one day it happens. You look down and suddenly your dance card is empty. Guys look past you, eyes locked on some chick behind. Just as I was about to open a vein over this fate, the other day a not-bad-looking fellow, younger than I, lured me into one of those lingering eye-to-eye flirtations. Did me good. Remember when I could simply bat the baby blues and charm my way out of a speeding ticket? Now? Even tears don’t work.
Tried botox, only once. Maybe I told you already. Bruised my right eye, made the left one droop for weeks. When I first walked into the shop with it, Nicole screamed, thought I had had a stroke.
My 50th reunion is coming up. I suppose, if botox had agreed with me, I might be going.
My love, my love to you,
From: Sarah Ross < firstname.lastname@example.org>
May 23, 2014 10:13 am
May 23, 2014 11:21 am
Hi yourself - I'm sorry to hear that you won't be there in June.
I was looking forward to seeing you. How are you?
May 23, 2014 12:46 am
Subject: why I’m not attending reunion
It’s been a while hasn’t it? Decades. When was it? 1966? I don’t think I would have had the courage to write to you, after all this time, if Greg hadn’t written me saying you’d like to get in touch. He’s knocking himself out, isn’t he, organizing all those get-togethers. Lucy and Mira too.
I'm nudging Greg to arrange a meeting next year for just a few of us: you, Greg, Chris, Gail Krasner, and who else? Ah, me. New York City., Cleveland, Fargo - where doesn't matter.
Forgive me for not attending the reunion. I wasn't aware you'd be there. But I decided that I couldn’t stand just a glimpse of the people I long to know again. That’s the fear that keeps me away. (That and the spectacle of Phyllis Mendelson using the occasion to hawk her latest book. What’s this one called? “Beauty Tips for the Ugly Duckling”? Or something like that.)
Can I tentatively begin to ask about you?
Your parents? I remember them. Wolf’s Drug, Saturday afternoons, chocolate phosphates, sitting on those ratty red naugahyde stools with rough tears. And your father - formal, wearing his drug-store face - good-natured, though. I remember you used to rail about how fake it was. We always giggled that the smiles were really intended for Ruby in her pink apron. And don’t you miss jukeboxes? I remember the song we played over and over on the one jukebox at the drug store. Do you?
And of course your mother and her propensity to complain about your father. I found it poignant.
Are you okay? Your present family?
Me? Lots happened/happening. I’ve been living here in La Jolla for the last twelve years. My friend Nicole and I opened Naughty Niceties in 2010, a French lingerie shop in town. More amusing than lucrative. I’m a widow now. My husband Harold died 4 years ago. No kids. You know, I’m glad I didn’t change my name. It felt wrong to disappear from the face of the earth, from people like you who knew me as Sarah Ross.
Adam, if I knew where the cockles of my heart resided, I would say they’re warmed by your being on my radar screen again.
From: Lola Wolf <email@example.com>
May 23, 2014 4:14 PM
Subject: Please answer
Adam – I’ve tried to call you 10 times already and you, for some reason, decided not to pick up. Please don’t insult me by not answering. If Her Highness still has you tending court, just wrench yourself away for five minutes so you can get back to me. What if I had an emergency? Adam, could I count on you to answer? I suppose not.
Remember the party at the Dorman’s. 8:00. I’ll try to call later cause I know you’re going to forget. Pick up this time.
Do you have anything decent to wear? Don’t forget, no late stuff tonight at the station.
The way you just left this morning, without a look or a goodbye, or a sign of human recognition, made me sad and angry. Always the same story - that goddamn station. Your needs are first and the only thing that seems to matter to you. I know you’re in your “turmoil” right now about the reunion. So anxious, insufferable. “Will I look ok? What will they think?? Blah blah.” How about giving your wife the same consideration as those people you haven’t talked to in 50 years?
Adam, I’m still an attractive woman at age 64, even if you don’t think so. I got compliments at the grocery store this morning. “Mrs. Wolf, we think you’re the most elegant woman who comes into the store.” That’s the woman at the check- out! I wore my old coat and hardly any makeup and she still thought I was elegant.
May 23, 2014 5:57 pm
Subject: and back to you
I don’t know why, but I feel strangely nervous writing to you.
Sarah, I knew a little about an opening of a watercolor show and of landscape courses you were giving, I’ve followed you on the internet, so you were in some way already on my “radar screen”. Do you ever get back to Cleveland Heights?
My brother David retired from his real estate business, lives in the western suburbs. My mother died back in ’97. My father, the World’s Foremost Druggist, died in 2003 - managed to screw up his meds and had a stroke. I’m sorry, I don’t know whether your parents are alive or not. What I vividly remember was your father’s string quartet sessions on Sunday afternoons at your house – among a million other things. How’s your sister? Is she still in Cleveland Heights? And you? It must have been difficult when your husband died.
I’m fine – live in Evanston, remarried since the last time we talked in 1979. I have a son 28, Michael, in IT, now in Houston. When he visits we still go to the batting cages. We swing and miss for half an hour and then pizza and sports talk.
I’m now Program Director at WCMQ – 95.2 on your dial – boasting dozens of loyal classical music fans throughout Chicagoland. I still host “Your Classical Coffee Mate” (title’s not mine). We’d have more listeners if only our signal could be picked up beyond the parking lot. The “on the air” gig is the only part of the job I still enjoy. For an hour every day I get to ad lib. I’m considering basing an entire show on composers whose last names begin with “X”?
I’ve been here eons. No reason to stay, no reason to leave.
The song you challenged me to remember? Save the Last Dance for Me, of course.
Can we stay in touch and talk?
May 23, 2014 6:35 pm
Subject: catching up
Let’s see – what else? Not that long ago I entered into a relationship with a special man, a retired marine biologist. I think he may be a “keeper”.
Esther and Herman still live in Cleveland. I don’t think she’s ever stepped a foot out of Cuyahoga County. She doesn’t think she needs to. I love my sister, but I still can’t stand to be near her. All that yakking about the bargains at Beachwood Place, the envelope licking for the Sisterhood.
I’m touched you remember the Hausmusik - so old world. Glad you witnessed it. My father and all his immigrant friends lived for those Sundays. He became remarkably civilized when he played his violin. Perhaps that’s one reason I was attracted to you, Adam. I loved the way you devoted yourself to the piano. Do you still play?
My father died in 1987. My mother is 95, in a nursing home near Esther and not doing so well. I try to be back in Cleveland at least once a month to see her, but I’m no longer convinced she can distinguish me from her phlebotomist.
I’m touched you’ve been stalking me on the internet. And yes, I’d love to keep on writing, if that’s what you mean by “talking”. I need to fill in the gaps slowly. But no phoning. Okay? Can we just stay emailing for now? It’s a miraculous way to communicate, isn’t it? Easier than letters - instant gratification, not days between. And somehow I’m less shy, less inhibited just writing. Disembodied I feel emboldened, find it more intimate than the phone, for example.
May 23, 2014 7:03 pm
Subject: Re:catching up
Yes, let's write for now. You know, I’ve never really carried on a personal email correspondence. My friend Paul, we exchange chapter-length emails once in a while – fantasy film scripts, the escape from the everyday. But this “intimacy” is new. Like you, I’m already discovering the freedom to be myself. So forgive me if I’m awkward. I think I already messed up. My phrasing about following you on the internet was a little inartful, I admit. “Stalking” is too strong a word I think - more like “curiosity”, then quiet admiration and interest.
You know, about 10 years ago I was in La Jolla several times. I went there with the station owner. We used to go to the West Coast on business. Unfortunately, or fortunately, we don’t take those trips anymore. If I had known you were there, I would have tried to see you.
Tell me more about how you’re doing now. Piano? I dropped Schubert, picked up Cole Porter, some Gershwin. it’s my palliative, but I guess not so much other people’s. So I keep it to myself.
Actually I have a thousand more things I want to tell you -- if that's OK. I'll write again tomorrow if I can--
From:Sarah Ross <firstname.lastname@example.org>
To: S.Gordon Wilson <S.Gordon.Wilson@csulb.edu>
May 24, 2014 8:22 am
Subject: this weekend
Sorry I couldn’t get back to you yesterday. Nicole and I didn’t sit down all day. The new line of “amethyst” lace boy shorts and “anthracite” demi-bras brought in a flock of floosies. Do you believe these marketing people? I’d like the job - to invent the irresistible colors du jour. Almost as clever as “Häagen-Daz”.
Yes, an afternoon on the new boat would be grand. Sounds relaxing. Believe me, I need that badly right now. How about I pack us a lunch? We can christen (or should I say baptize?) the boat with some Sauvignon Blanc.
From: S.Gordon.Wilson < S.Gordon.Wilson@csulb.edu>
To: Jerome Mahoney <Jerry.Mahoney2028@verizon.net>
May 24, 2014 10:05 am
Subject: THIS AND THATS
Hi there, Jerry –
Got the new boat! Going to christen her this weekend. Thinking Sarah Ross might like to come along. I invited her and wish you and Mae could come down here and help us celebrate. You and I would have a lot of yucks. Anyway, there’ll be a chance to get together this fall. There's a conference up your way.
Heard a good one I think you’ll appreciate:
Why don’t blondes wear miniskirts in San Francisco?
Their balls show.
Here’s another one I can tell you, but wouldn’t tell Sarah:
What does a Jew with an erection get when he walks into a wall?
A broken nose.
S. Gordon Wilson, PhD.
Founder and Editor of The Ichthysaurus
Fellow, American Academy of Underwater Sciences
Professor of Biology, Emeritus
California State University, Long Beach
To: Adam Wolf < email@example.com
May 24, 2014 9:16 am
Oh, the trouble with email is that it has no tone of voice. The "stalking" was a jest. Hyperbole R Us. “I'm touched by your curiosity” is a sappier way of saying it, I suppose. And a thousand and one things, by all means - a thing at a time, and back to you. I look forward to it.
After college? Your life trajectory?
May 24, 2014 9:34 am
Subject: hmmm, my life
Trajectory? Mine is sort of like the Challenger spacecraft. Graduated from U of Chicago ’68 and the Cleveland Heights Selective Service Board thrust me into a deferment as a VISTA volunteer. The remains of my Command Module came down in Bluefield, West Virginia. What did I do there? Same as anyone in any community action program - sat around contemplating how to connect with the poor. I sold the idea of a radio show to the public station there. Conducted interviews, sang some folk songs – short-lived – I guess too radical and too Jewish for W. Virginia. Careened back to Chicago in ’69, stringing together occupational deferments – mainly working in psych hospitals. Auditioned unsuccessfully for radio jobs. First classical try-out I screwed up the German. Tripped on the Einführung aus dem Serail. Then ’83, had success auditioning for this small classical station as the overnight announcer. The owner’s wife, Amanda Schreiber, supervised the audition. Gave me the job and whispered afterward that I was too cute for radio. So here I am, parked in stationary orbit for the past 30 years.
Trajectory? Two marriages. One brief, fling-like. The current one, almost three decades. In neither case am I sure what prompted me to get married. Pretty boring, huh?
May 24, 2014 1:29 pm
Subject: don’t be hard on yourself
Boring? Never to me. Need to know who you are now. Sounds like an adventure – West Virginia, psych hospitals – can’t wait for the stories. Radio celebrity to boot. Send an autograph. Make it personal and I can get more for it.
Do you think there are patterns to mistakes we make in relationships? I’m somehow attracted to men, and they to me, unfortunately, who dislike their mothers. That’s one of the patterns that repeats. There are others.
May 24, 2014 1:40 pm
Subject: Re: don’t be hard on yourself
That’s no pattern. Doesn’t every man tell his girlfriend that he doesn’t like his mother? What other patterns would you mean? Are they patterns that began with us? Was Sandy Chapman part of your pattern?
May 24, 2014 1:43 pm
My other patterns? People who are hypersensitive. Like you were. Smart and funny. Like you were. Prone to jealousy. Like you were. Maybe so, maybe our relationship has always been my template. Yep.
Now your turn. I ask again - your patterns?
May 24, 2014 1:46 pm
Subject: Re: patterns
My patterns? I can’t think of any. Let me see. Maybe short skirts.
May 24, 2014 1:56 pm
Subject: Re:Re: patterns
Really? Glad you’re so forthcoming. Come on, Wolfie, fess up. Any patterns that have to do with us?
May 24, 2014 2:03 pm
Subject: who I’ve become
A pattern? Okay. I confess. Passivity maybe. But, Sarah, that’s not a pattern that started with us, not what I remember. But me? For many years since us, it’s been different. Pattern: letting myself be pulled into someone’s orbit – then staying put – fearful to disrupt the daily sameness – afraid of being cast off into the cold if I opened my mouth. Could it really be that my last successful relationship was at 15?
Incidentally if I really was the template for all your relationships, how the hell did you wind up with Sandy Chapman after we broke up? (Hey, why did we break up anyway?)
May 24, 2014 2:19 pm
Subject: breaking up
You mean, how could you ever have broken up with me? Let’s see . . .
1) Your raging hormones
2) Darlene Cutler’s short skirt
3) My desperate need to be with you every waking hour, which, I’m sure, would have gotten on anyone’s nerves. I never again in my life have been that way. I’ve learned to keep a distance in my relationships. I’ve learned not to be dependent. Have suppressed the desire to be fused to anyone. But I recall I felt amputated without you by my side. Perhaps I became too independent after us. I hope it to be different with Gordon. I would like to be less autonomous, less mistrustful and submit to someone who I think would take care of me. Wish me luck.
May 25, 2014 12:04 pm
You used the word the word “keeper“ describing your relationship with Gordon. Sounds like partnership with a future.
May 25, 2014 12:34 pm
Subject: Re: Gordon
I met Gordon a year ago when we co-chaired the fundraiser for the La Jolla Center for the Arts. He’s a strong, comforting presence. An old-fashioned gentleman. And he’s taken me sailing a couple of times. Best of all, he can whip up some of the best bouillabaisse on this planet. So I made him one of my new best friends. People have begun to think of us as a couple. We’re invited out together. I don’t know how else to summarize my relationship with Gordon except to say we’re comfortable with each other.
May 25, 2014 12:48 pm
Subject: Fish Aversion
Bouillabaisse on the high seas. I’ve got to confess that’s lost on me. My appetite for seafood is, as always, nil. He could have seasoned the bouillabaisse with Drano, for all I knew, and I would have been none the wiser. The only time in recent memory I had a taste for seafood was on Yom Kippur, late afternoon, when I started eyeing Lola’s fish tank. Last week, you’ll be thrilled to know, I ordered the tuna panini at Arby’s. So, looks like you and Gordon are a good match. I’m happy for you. Incidentally, I would be jealous about the boat, except I get seasick just driving past Red Lobster.
May 25, 2014 1:00 pm
Subject: Re:Fish Aversion
You inlanders, poor things, don’t know what good fish looks like. Or for that matter, what it smells like. After those obligatory cruises in elementary school on the Cuyahoga River, with the dead fish floating on the scum, and the stench of rotten eggs wafting through the air, it took years before I’d go near anything fishy.
May 25, 2014 1:11 pm
Subject: Re:Re: Fish Aversion
I’m glad you’re so ichthyologically sophisticated now that you’re with Gordon. Makes sense with a marine biologist. It’s not everyone so lucky that they can eat their work at the end of the day. I’m happy for you. Gordon sounds perfect. Any flaws?
May 25, 2014 1:34 pm
Any flaws? I wouldn’t call them flaws exactly. Just annoyances. Okay, just between us, Adam, he doesn’t make me laugh. If he has humor in his repertoire, I haven’t discovered it yet. Odd, but when he tells jokes, I don’t hear anyone laugh. I guess that’s my most serious criticism. We don’t laugh at the same things. In fact, he has an annoying habit of not laughing and, if there’s something real funny, he’ll just say, “That was very funny”, and never laugh. You know what I mean. It’s hard for him to open up. I don’t want to complain, because for his age, you know, 73, he’s remarkably active and engaged. I think it’s the medication, and not the years, that sometimes make him distant and dispassionate. But he’s a great human being. He says that he’s so lucky to have found me and I tell him the same.
May 25, 2014 1:55 pm
Subject: Re: flaws
It’s difficult to imagine Sarah Ross with someone humorless. But then no one could make you laugh the way I could. That’s one of the reasons I was crazy about you. Anyway, is there no Sandy Chapman in the wings if you decide to break up with Gordon?
May 25, 2014 2:45 pm
Subject: Sandy Chapman?
Adam, I never even knew you noticed me with Sandy after the break up. Just happens that last time I was in Cleveland, just this winter, we ran into each other pumping gas at the Shell station on Fairmont. He recognized me. I didn't him, not at first - grey hair, not much of it. But for 70 doesn't look bad. He was telling me about his career in engineering (fluid engineer, whatever that is). Anyway I didn't really understand - something with hydro this or that.
May 25, 2014 3:03 pm
Subject: Re: Sandy Chapman?
Sandy Chapman? Hydro? Probably something involving hydrocephalics. Sorry, just flashing those days I spotted you with him. In that gaudy red T-bird. Well, anyway, you seemed real happy. I heard you spent weekends with him in Columbus. The older guy. I wondered who’s teaching her how.
May 25, 2014 3:31 pm
Adam, cut it out or I’ll invoke memories of that Cutler slut.
May 25, 2014 4:16 pm
Subject: My son Michael
Just heard from Michael that he’s coming in for the weekend – new girlfriend in tow. He had a bit of a wild time at Wisconsin as an undergrad - stayed on in Madison for a Masters in Environmental Science. Came back to Chicago and spent a season hunting down microbes in the Des Plaines River. Chased a girl to Houston. He stayed. Girl didn’t. Now with Exxon. An I.T. job I never quite understood. Needless to say, his nascent crusade to Rescue the Environment from Capitalism is officially on hold.
May 25, 2014 4:25 pm
Subject: Re: My son Michael
If he rails against capitalism, I know he’s your son and Manny Wolf’s grandson. I looked for Michael on the internet. Think I found his Facebook picture – looks so much like you as a young man - beautiful, the curly blonde hair, the angular face, even the Adam’s apple. Ah, to see you again in him! Makes me think of your broad shoulders and narrow hips. Sigh!
May 25, 2014 4:40 pm
Subject: Re:Re: My son Michael
People do say he looks like me. I can’t see it. Happy you can. I think the shape of his face is more like Lola’s. Not much of a resemblance to me when it comes to classical music. Michael never showed much interest. Lola insisted for years my playing opera for the kid was a hazard to his auditory nerves. Maybe that’s why. But you might like to know he’s good at art. I should send you the link to drawings from his sketchbook. He posts that on Flickr. Just felt pen on scratchpads, the passing scene - likes to capture the world rushing by – some evocative images of workmen at the refineries – filthy, sweating in the sun.
Incidentally, what are you doing these days with your art? Or would you rather we talk more about your liaison dangereuse with Chapman?
May 25, 2014 5:28 pm
Subject: flash of memory
Adam, enough Sandy crap!
I love it that Michael and I have art in common. I’m eager to see what he’s doing. As for me, I’m teaching a bit, painting when I can. But you don’t make a real living as an artist (or very few people do).
The shop keeps me busy. I’m in there 3x a week. Hate the accounting part, but rather like the income. Meager but it pays my Medicare supplement. Most of all, I love to go to Fashion Week in New York and discover the latest styles, colors. Long leggy models. Lovely to watch them glide unselfconsciously down the runway. Their thongs hugging the groove of their butts so compact that even I could grasp both cheeks with one hand.
One of them, when I saw her last fall, had hair so wavy and so wild, someone described it as “storm-tossed”. And I have to admit, I thought of you. The 14 year-old you, your tossled hair and runway thin hips. And not just that image came through – but a passage from Homer, a day in 8th grade English class. I quote this one, when I tell people one of the reasons I fell in love with my first boyfriend. Remember, Adam, we all had to memorize the same damn lines from the beginning of some translation of the Odyssey.
Then Tubaugh had us stand at our desks and one by one recite it. Boring. The same damn lines. (All that memorization back then sticks with us, doesn't it? That’s the fun part.) "Tell of the storm-tossed man, oh Muse, who wandered long after he sacked the sacred citadel of Troy." Over and over.
And then it was your turn: "Tell of the storm-tossed man, oh Muse, who wandered long after he sacked the sacred citadel of Troy, and who, disguised as Clark Kent, mild-mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper . . . " and we were all on the floor.
May 25, 2014 10:21pm
Subject: Goodnight, my Sarah
Pardon me, but I’m a bit preoccupied here – your hand on the model’s rear?
Yes, our days together have always been an anchor, a reference point for me too. Inevitably a phrase, a look, pulls me back to us. Programming Mozart’s early operas, I think of how we inspired ourselves to finish homework by saying Mozart had written 13 symphonies by the time he was our age.
Or something as simple someone saying, “Meet my girlfriend”, and I have always thought of you. “Girlfriend” has always meant only one thing to me. It meant Sarah. Isn’t it strange?
Do you remember we could carry on entire conversations across a room? I knew what you meant - every wink, twitch and flutter. And I think I still would.
I’ve tried it with other people. Amanda (the station owner) and I might have had some moments of primitive non-verbal communication. During a meeting, say, but ultimately it didn’t work. Usually ended up with her shrugging her shoulders, “I don’t know what you meant”. I doubt we’ll ever master it. ________________________________________________________________
May 26, 2014 9:12 am
Subject: Good morning to you
Yes, I only wish other people were as sensitive to me as you were. Then I wouldn’t have to be so blunt. “Blunt” is a good word to describe me, a flaw I’m not proud of. Some people are better than I at being circuitous. Criticism comes easily to me. I struggle, though, with how to couch it nicely. It doesn’t come naturally. The students in my watercolor classes learn a lot, for instance, and I’m enormously patient with those who try. But the grousers, no matter how talented, set my teeth on edge, and I come close to growling at them. Klaus the Stubborn, in particular - retired, red-faced – probably a storm-trooper in his past life. Last week, down by the marina, at the little studio where I hold classes, I thought to mix things up and have the group work with the paper oriented vertically and not in the usual landscape format. Klaus resisted and resisted until I exploded and told him just to shut up and do it. Turned out to be his best work ever. A composition of lines and arcs - compelling – a sliver of the pier and its masts, as if glimpsed from the edge of a window. Praise for real talent does come easily to me, though. And it made Klaus feel good, I think, to hear me applaud him. The exercise inspired me too. I’ve gone out every day since to capture a slice of life in longitudinal section.
May 26, 2014 11:45 am
Subject: Speaking out
Stealing a moment on break to be avec toi.
I always adored your bluntness and independence back in our day. I never learned to speak out. I remember that I secretly relied on you to speak my feelings when I was angry. In my house it was my role, wasn’t it, to mediate conflicts all the time. Between my parents: “Tell him his supper is ready.” “Tell her I’ll get the window fixed on Saturday.” (My parents once went a full year without talking to each other.)
Constant tensions between my father and brother also rode high. Once at the table when David got his first and only B+ on a report card, the usual belittlement got out of hand and before long my brother had my father in a strangle hold. (My mother ran out of the room, of course.) And it was my role to make peace. I stepped in between them, pushed them to their respective chairs. They sat seething. And I interjected myself into the silence by imitating the voice of the Gillette Friday Night Fight’s ringside announcer: "No real damage inflicted in the first round. They’ll be coming back out soon for the second. The Champ seems a bit shaken. The Challenger has put together some brilliant combinations.” Then they would eventually smile and laugh.
That was me then and me forever - conciliator, appeaser, mediator. It’s who I am today. I turn away from conflict and equivocate whenever necessary to spare people pain. I needed you. You were the other part of me. Spoke out. Spoke up for me. Spoke my feelings because I couldn’t and because you understood them. I have not had my “other half” since those days.
May 26, 2014 12:09 pm
Subject: what you were for me
Don’t underestimate the gift for making people laugh. It carried me through some rough times at home, in America. I was mistrustful of people ever since my parents lied to 5-year-old me about leaving Vienna. They told me we were just “going on vacation in the mountains via a big ship this time”. In fact, I landed in an alien country, lost in translation. Eventually you were my verbal, educated, loving and oh so funny protector. AND a real American. I totally trusted you. Needed you.
I suspect masking your feelings creates problems. Leads to misunderstandings? I’m sorry about that, if it’s true.
________________________________________________________________From: Adam Wolf < firstname.lastname@example.org>
May 26, 2014 3:28 pm
Subject: My troubles
I’m in trouble all the time. Right now I’m not ready to give you all the details of the trouble I’ve created for myself in my old age. Suffice it to say I feel like an outsider in my own life.
May 26, 2014 3:50 pm
Subject: let’s hear it for cyberspace
Details can wait. But I feel like I should be there to rescue you. Forgive me for staying away so long. You know, Adam, it’s amazing to me how quickly we can confide in each other again. This magical forum - email. I doubt talking or phoning would have brought us together in such an intimate way. I keep marveling at that.
May 26, 2014 5:28 pm
Subject: The Cleveland Indians
Do you remember how exciting it was to go down to Municipal Stadium together on a summer afternoon? Rocky Colavito? So cute. Tito Francona? You taught me how to fill out a scorecard, how to shout insults at the ump: “His seeing-eye dog could have called that one.”
Hey, Adam Wolf, my parents subscribed to the Plain Dealer. But let’s hear it for the old Cleveland Press!! Best reason to have grown up in Cleveland. Get straight A’s, bring down your report card, and we’ll hand you seven sets of tickets to the Tribe’s games. I would have flunked out of school, I’m guessing, if I hadn’t aimed for those tickets. Seven pair!! And two were box seats. Of course you remember. You got them every year. Me? Only in 9th grade - cause I cajoled Mr. Scott to change my B+ in Algebra to an A- because the Indians tickets were on the line.
May 26, 2014 5:58 pm
Subject: THE TRIBE
Still at work.
Can you believe in those days we never thought twice about what an affront Chief Wahoo was? Even worse, he’s still around.
But now here’s a question. I’m sure you remember where you were when Kennedy was shot. Or on 9/11. But can you recall exactly where you were the moment you heard that Herb Score had been hit in the eye by a line drive?
May 26, 2014 6:30 pm
Subject: Re: THE TRIBE
Ah, my dear Adam – you know me for the nerd I was – of course I remember. I was in bed. It was a night game. The Yankees. My radio was tuned to the game. Jimmy Dudley announcing. Herb Score pitching to Gil McDougal. And I recall hearing the crack of McDougal’s bat and the screaming from the crowd. Herb Score. Poor Herb Score! Hit in his eye! Rookie of the Year the year before, right? Oh, I remember a lot of that moment. Early in the season. The Plain Dealer photos of him crumpled on the pitcher’s mound. But did the game continue? Did the Yankees win?
May 26, 2014 7:20 pm
Subject: Re:Re: THE TRIBE
Home at last.
May 7, 1957. Herb Score still played after that, but was never the same. Became an announcer for the Indians. Aren’t you glad you we didn’t see it on TV, in “living color”? A most gory sight, they said. McDougal was so distraught, said he’d quit baseball if Score lost his vision. Hey, Sarah, I love that you love baseball.
May 26, 2014 9:44 pm
Subject: sleep tight
Just back from dinner. Tuckered out. Off to bed. Goodnight, Adam.
Gee, to be with you again, with our set of common experiences – comforting, extremely comforting.
May 26, 2014 10:04 pm
Subject: Re: sleep tight
Goodnight, my Sarah. I’ll write to you in the morning - as soon as I am conscious.
May 27, 2014 7:32 am
In all the years since us, I must confess, I have never again felt a sense of belonging, the “oneness” we had, Sarah. Strange, huh? As children we experience a kind of love that we then spend 50 years looking for and can never find again. But I shouldn’t speak for you. I should say that “I” looked for and that “I” could never find again.
May 27, 2014 9:15 am
Subject: Re: Familiarity
I’m touched Adam by your memory of us. It’s been mine too, you know. All my life I’ve been looking for someone who loves me as much as you did.
To: Paul Bishop < Paul.R.Bishop@dewey.com>
May 27, 2014 11:36 am
Subject: Reunion Craziness
I hope that crappy weather doesn’t ruin the Baroque Festival for you. Playing outdoors in a driving thunderstorm with a priceless cello might get you some welcome notice. The Asheville Times: “From where I sat, I was unable to hear Mr. Bishop’s interpretation of Telemann over the thunder claps and howling wind, but his fingering technique “wet” my appetite for more.”
I need to catch you up on the latest madness with me – not just “50th Reunion Insanity Inc.”, but something else. It involves Sarah, yes, THAT Sarah. I told you about her long ago - the “awakening of love”. We’re in touch again, all brought about by my old high school friend Greg, you know, the chess hustler who used to come to Chicago every summer (hate to remind you). He informed me that Sarah Ross wasn’t coming to the reunion, and wanted to know how I was doing. So that started an email correspondence that’s been clipping along for days and days. Paul, I’m nervous. At first it’s pleasantries, then some innuendoes – although, Jesus Christ on a cracker! she owns a shop in San Diego that specializes in upscale panties. Not married - her husband died – so far, so good.
Each word to her I weigh a hundred times – so strange – so exciting. To keep Lola from knowing, I stay at the station til late, writing, waiting for replies. Every night now my heart pounding every second – reading into her language, so tentative. Paul, it’s like on the ice, skating to the corner - you never see the hit coming - you don’t feel it at first - you’re flying, falling, submitting to the force.
I’ll admit I’m insane. Incidentally, I’m going to call my urologist and suggest he return to medical school. He told me I was unlikely to achieve verticality without a pharmaceutical assist. All I have to do now is think of Sarah to prove him wrong.
To: Esther Lehman <email@example.com>
May 27, 2014 11:36 am
Subject: Guess who’s back?
Esther, do you believe it? I actually had a real talk with Mom today. She seemed to know who I was. Encouraging. Perhaps the exercise regime really does help.
Now for my news - at lunch today Nicole asked me why I looked so, how did she put it, radiant. And I smiled and shrugged and I didn’t answer. But if you really want to know, it’s because I’ve been in touch with Adam Wolf again. Yep, after all these years. He’s remarried, so don’t worry, it’s all on the up and up. He seems to be interested in staying in touch, and that, I guess, is why the glow is there. Okay, okay, call me mushy. Why not “sappy” or “schmaltzy” while you’re at it? Throw it at me. Tell me to concentrate on Gordon. I will, I will, but for right now I’m buzzing over this back-in-touchness with Adam. I’ve had so many pretend conversations with him over the years that real ones are heady. And when Harold betrayed me, my impulse was to find Adam again and have him reassure me that I was still loveable.
But I won’t let him see me because I’m not 21 anymore. I wouldn't want him to run away in horror. What he’ll get is the disembodied Sarah. We’ll leave it at that, only email, no Skype, certainly no meeting, ever. Let him picture me as I looked then. Much better than the reality of 68. Maybe I can send him a picture of me at 36 and pretend that’s the way I look now.
Anyway, hug Mom for me. And hugs to you and Herman too, of course.
May 27, 2014 3:29 pm
Subject: Our ESP?
Sarah, this may sound loony, but in our day weren’t we able to communicate, to talk to each other telepathically? I remember lying in bed at night hearing your voice and speaking to you. Did it really happen?
May 27, 2014 4:00 pm
Subject: Re: Our ESP?
Gee, now I do recall attempts at telepathy. But don’t remember its working, though. What do you remember my saying?
Will write again in a while. Off to teach a class.
May 27, 2014 6:15 pm
And I’m off to a charity auction. More later.
May 27, 2014 9:21 pm
Scored a Wheaties box at the auction – with Sammy Sosa on it. I’ll resell it and retire.
Hope your class went well and that Klaus suppressed his Hermann Goering imitation.
Up in my room. Can’t bear another second of “Dancing with the Stars” blasting, rattling the mirrors.
You asked me before what you said to me telepathically. Oh, just something soothing, comforting, your soft voice, something like, “It’s okay. I’m here.” Or just, “Adam. It’s me.”
May 27, 2014 9:41 pm
Subject: Re: Telepathy
Class fine. We worked on still-life drawings. No Klaus.
Adam, should we try this telepathy business again? I must confess, some years ago I did have an extraordinarily close friend who moved away to Italy and we seemed to be able to signal each other telepathically. I knew when she needed me. I haven’t seen her in years, but we still correspond – a confidante.
May 27, 2014 9:44 pm
Subject: Telepathy Tonight?
Sarah, how about 1:15 am your time? I’ll send a message. See if you get it. I’ll ask you tomorrow what it was.
May 27, 2014 9:48 pm
Subject: Re:Telepathy Tonight?
Okay, let’s try. I’ll be asleep, deep asleep, but primed to receive you. _____________________________________________________
May 27, 2014 9:55 pm
Subject: Re:Re:Telepathy Tonight?
How about a dry run right now? You think of something – a word, a place.
And I’ll tell you what I received.
May 27, 2014 9:59 pm
May 27, 2014 10:03 pm
Wait. Wait. I think I got it. A hit. Is it something in Cleveland?
May 27, 2014 10:07 pm
Gosh, amazing. It is.
May 27, 2014 10:16 pm
Don’t tell me, don’t tell me. Ummm. It’s about water. Dirty water. Cuyahoga River!
May 27, 2014 10:20 pm
Close. I sent “Corky and Lenny’s Delicatessen”. Their water wasn’t dirty, though, was it?
May 27, 2014 10:28 pm
See. See! The place started with a “C”. A little more concentration and we’ll have it perfected. Tonight send some romantic thought. I bet that works.
May 27, 2014 10:49 pm
Subject: sweet dreams
Goodnight, dear Adam. I’ll do my best.
May 28, 2014 5:47 am
I didn’t set the alarm, but somehow woke up at exactly 1:30. Did you receive my romantic thoughts?
May 28, 2014 6:47 am
That one’s easy. The same as we used to sign our notes to each other, right?
May 28, 2014 7:45 am
I’m getting ready to go to my NIA class. It’s a non-impact aerobic dance/martial arts exercise. Jane, a great teacher. About a 45-min. drive, but worth it.
I also take a yoga class 3x a week. What do you do to keep your heart from attacking you?
May 28, 11:33 am
What I do for “exercise”? It’s ice hockey. Taught myself to skate about 20 years ago when Michael played youth hockey. Now, about once a month, I play with some younger guys in their 50’s. (Ah, to be 50 again!). Only one injury that needed stitches, only knocked unconscious once. Not as therapeutic as your NIA – only 2 hours of a grueling workout after 60 hours of butt shifting on the way to and from work. I’m likely to end my life stroking out on the ice.
May 28, 2014 12:14 pm
What a way to go! Dying when wearing sexy tuchis pads, no matter how sweaty? I’d take it. Fun to think of you moving quickly cross the ice – remembering how fast you moved around the track. But hockey? You mean you can stop on a dime and send ice chips flying? Be still my heart!
May 28, 1:19 pm
Hockey, more humbling than romantic, certainly not sexy. I play with guys who started skating at the age of one and have played hockey every night of their lives since. They tolerate me, the lone Jew among the Catholic rink rats. Actually, by the time I get all my gear on, I’m too tired to play. Some nights I can’t even make it to the first puck drop without begging for a substitute.
Even if I’m alone at the net with a wide-open shot, I miss most of the time. I hang around the net a lot, get to know the goalie very well. There ought to be rule that old Jewish players are awarded a point for amusing the opposing goalie. Let’s call it a schtick shot.
But I’m a pretty good skater, can skate backwards as quickly as forwards.
May 28, 2014 2:21 pm
Now you’ve done it! Next I’ll have to ask you what you’re wearing.
May 28, 2:45 pm
Subject: What I'm wearing
You can ask me what I’m wearing any time you like. Right now I have on my day uniform. It consists of a pale blue broadcloth dress shirt, with yellow stripes, a thin-whaled tan corduroy jacket with leather patches at the elbow, a faded pair of straight-legged Levi’s blue jeans, over pink satin thongs – floral pattern of tulips and peonies appliqued at the crotch, and naturally, a matching bra.
May 28, 2014 3:02 pm
Subject: Re:What I'm wearing
Adam, don’t you know? These days they don’t have to match.
May 28, 3:16 pm
Subject: Back to work
I’m on the air – covering for someone – playing the Bruckner Fifth – long enough for a quick hi. And bye.
May 28, 2014 4:00 pm
Subject: classical music
You know, Adam, I can’t imagine a person better at classical programming than you. Even when you were 15 you loved telling me about Vivaldi and Mozart. I trust you would be proud of me now that I’ve embraced Bruckner and Wagner. Gordon, who often indulges me, and does like classical music, declined my invitation to Tristan and Isolde when the San Francisco Opera came to town. He dismissed it as “noise”. We had a fight. I said only people who’ve never bothered to listen to Wagner write him off that way.
May 28, 5:01 pm
Subject: Re:classical music
Yes, I’m always taken aback by people’s dumb-ass response to Wagner. You’re right, Sarah, they’ve never listened. I’m excited you like it. Incidentally, lots of people could do a better job programming classical music than I - like a nine-year-old throwing a dart at the Grove Encyclopedia of Music.
May 28, 8:33 pm
Subject: The seats for the blind
Long day. Demanding meeting. I was musing on the commute home, thinking about our times. About Cleveland. Do you remember when we went to see Don Giovanni at the Auditorium? My grandmother’s Society for the Blind free tickets when the Met came to town. God forbid anyone should actually pay for tickets. God forbid anyone should ever have taken my grandmother herself. Even for the blind they were bad seats. We sat in that section upstairs against the wall where, when we were lucky, we spotted Leparello smoking a cigarette in the wings waiting for his cue. We never got to see Don Giovanni himself, no matter how much we strained. To this day, despite that, the end of Don Giovanni is still my favorite ending to an opera.
May 28, 2014 8:51 pm
Subject: Re:The seats for the blind
You bet I remember that excursion. I went again with my mother to see Tosca when the Metropolitan Opera was in town (tickets, yet) from her cousin, the choral director at the Met, Kurt Adler. He must have seen us as his pitiful mishpoche. Wrangled complimentary tickets for us. ALSO IN THE BLIND SECTION! Almost got to see Renata Tebaldi. Actually did see her backstage. She looked exhausted after hurling herself off the parapet. An icepack on her ankle. She was furious. Apparently some stagehand fell asleep on the mattress that was supposed to catch her.
Hey, Chicago has a great opera house. Do you ever get there?
May 28, 9:07 pm
Subject: The Lyric Opera
Actually, the station gets tickets, but I rarely go anymore.
For years, back in the 70s, I had a subscription to the Lyric. Went with a man I knew from the old Lincoln Park neighborhood. Let me describe the guy. Good-looking is too bland a word for it. Strikingly handsome. Think Jude Law with a Chicago accent. Wore Armani suits. Tall. Slender. When we walked into the lobby, everyone would turn to look. Of course both of us were completely heterosexual, but I liked being thought of as his date.
May 28, 2014 9:10 pm
Subject: Re:The Lyric Opera
Completely heterosexual? Pity.
May 28, 9:19 pm
Subject: Re:Re:The Lyric Opera
I guess you caught me there. If I were so completely heterosexual, I wouldn’t have had to mention it.
May 28, 2014 9:50 pm
Subject: nightie night
Off to bed. Early morning meeting.
Goodnight Adam. I’ll compose more emails to you in my sleep.
May 28, 2014 10:04 pm
Subject: Re:nightie night
Goodnight, my Sarah. I’ll be with you again in my sleep.
May 29, 9:10 am
Subject: My novel
Thought a lot about opera last night.
A few years ago, I wrote a short novel – 25,000 words – and one scene involves a group of opera singers, including Renata Tebaldi, lost in space.
May 29,2014 9:25 am
Subject: Re:My novel
What became of your novel?
May 29, 2014 11:23 am
Subject: Re:Re:My novel
Nothing came of it. I’ll never show it to anyone, so don’t ask. I now think it’s dumb.
May 29, 2014 11:56 am
Subject: Please send the book
Adam, I’m sure it’s not dumb, and I really do wish to read it. Please. I remember a great novel you wrote when you were only 16. Thought you so brilliant. Trust you still are.
A memory flash – your backyard, a Scrabble game, you laid down a word on the triple-score squares – “queue” – a gazillion points in one simple move. I’ll never get over learning the word right then and wondering how it ever got to be pronounced the way it was pronounced. And recall thinking back then how brilliant Adam Wolf was.
Just about a month ago, I was back in Cleveland going through the box of my mother’s stuff – the one with my fading report cards and potato-print wrapping paper. And I came across a stash of letters written in study hall from you to me. Most went something like this: "Dear Sarah, I love you, I love you, I love you. The proof to Theorem #6 is . . . ILU, Adam". And again I remembered thinking how brilliant Adam Wolf was and how lucky I was. (Though now I know, why I didn’t do so well in 10th grade geometry. You did all my homework for me.)
May 29, 2014 1:37 pm
Subject: The ILU notes
Oh -- the notes in study hall, notes after class, before class, during class. When I try thinking about those days it's like a dream -- as though we were lost in the stars.
I saved your notes and photos too. I remember putting them in a box and hiding them in the crawlspace behind the rafters in the attic at the Silsby house. I wonder if they're still there where I left them. I never retrieved them, I'm sorry to say. The house was sold while I was away at college.
In the deluge of memories, a constant one for me through all time is a moment somewhere back in a classroom - don't know where or what day - when I looked at you and you looked back with your sweet quiet smile, touched your finger to your eye, made an "L" with your finger and pointed back at me - ILU - I think other people saw - but I remember that I didn't care. That was the start of our special sign.
I think they did see. At the reunion before the last one in 1994, I only went to the Fri. evening get-together. Early in the evening, someone (I don't remember who), a woman who I almost recognized (from English class, I think), very animated said to me, "We'll always be grateful to Sarah and you. You taught us about love. I just wanted you to know that."
I don't remember if I responded. All I could think of at the moment was our signal: ILU - ILU2.
Sarah, talking to you could go on forever and I wouldn’t miss sleep.
May 29, 2014 4:51 pm
Subject: Re:The ILU notes
This time we will never stop. I won’t take for granted that you’re near again.
Yes, I remember the moment, the first ILU. It’s why I looked forward to English class. I think about what we radiated. It was as if everyone else in the room was a pale shadow and only we were in living color.
I’m off to teach my evening class. Then another night out. So I’ll write tomorrow and the next day and the days after that.
From: S.Gordon Wilson <S.Gordon.Wilson@csulb.edu>
June 2, 2014 2:22 pm
Subject: get well soon
I hope you’re feeling better. These summer colds can lay the best of us low.
I’m sure you’ll be back in tip-top shape by Saturday. Would you give me the honor of dining with me at the Ocean Terrace that evening? Please call when you feel up to it.
Get better speedily!
S. Gordon Wilson, PhD.
Founder and Editor of The Ichthysaurus
Fellow, American Academy of Underwater Sciences
Professor of Biology, Emeritus
California State University, Long Beach
June 3, 2014 4:51 pm
Subject: remarkable talent
Bravo!!!! A most wonderful novel. I’m so flattered that you entrusted me with it. I was drawn in from the start - absorbed by those characters, especially that piece-of-work Katya. The thought of being trapped in a small spacecraft with her for a year? Makes me want to open a vein.
You’re still an astronomy buff, I see. Reading the book, I recalled how you were always oriented to the sky. How you tried to teach me about outer space. But the stars were too grand for my pea-brain to comprehend. Still are. We were standing by Boulevard School’s playground. It was night. And you pointed to a star and told me how many millions of years it took for the light from it to reach us. You said the star we were looking at probably didn’t even exist anymore. Long gone. Yikes! I didn’t want you to go on. It felt as if I’d been socked in the stomach.
I wonder, though, if we got out in space far enough and had a telescope powerful enough, could we see Adam Wolf and Sarah Ross right there, in Cleveland Heights, July 28, 1960, standing by the playground, looking up? Time-travel. Would you want to go back there?
Anyway, a great accomplishment, this novel. I think you might wish to show it to an agent, no?
I’m delighted to know you’re still so talented and clever.
June 3, 2014 7:12 pm
Subject: Re:remarkable talent
Thanks for such a sweet response. I’m so glad you liked the book. But no, no agent. Let this be a secret between us.
Time-travel – back to you, to us, Sarah? I’d do it in a flash, but not if parents and curfews and homework came with the territory. Then even the lure of you wouldn’t be enough to draw me there.
Well, and thanks for the compliment. I’m glad somebody still thinks I’m smart. But, in truth, I found out I’m not as brilliant as people once thought. Univ. of Chicago was a humbling time and since then I’ve had enough experiences that I’ve learned to accept my limitations. Anyway, I’ve had people around to remind me of them.
Just about daily Lola tells me I’m stupid: “What kind of idiot are you? You went to U of C and you can’t separate recyclable from regular garbage?”
June 3, 2014 7:23 pm
Subject: I’m sorry
In the name of domestic tranquility, I won’t comment on Lola’s remarks. But just to say, I hope she doesn’t have a penchant for belittlement.
June 3, 2014 7:35 pm
Subject: Re:I’m sorry
In the name of full disclosure, Lola actually goes beyond belittlement. More like mortification when she publically wants to put me in my place. She posted a video of the massive snowstorm we had last winter. The video featured me clearing the driveway, then falling flat on my face, and lying there in exhaustion. You could hear her laughing as the camera zoomed in.
June 3, 2014 7:41 pm
Subject: Re:Re:I’m sorry
June 3, 2014 8:06 pm
Subject: Mo Spiegel
And then there’s Maureen Spiegel. Remember her? She and her husband moved to Chicago and we saw each other a couple of times and then not at all. She had landed some big shot position as a vice president at Quaker Oats. The last time I saw them was five years ago at a barbeque at their McMansion in Glencoe. And that’s also the last time I spoke to her. She let me know how limited I was. At the party she took me aside when the others were jabbering – wondered what had happened to me – that I’d been such a “golden boy” in high school - that everyone had great expectations of me. She looked at me pityingly. I saw it coming. "How is it", she wondered, "that you didn’t amount to more".
When I tried to point out my few accomplishments at the radio station, she shrugged and walked away.
June 3, 2014 8:27 pm
Subject: Mo the Ho
That sniveling little bitch Mo Spiegel. Lemme me at ‘er! Your work makes people’s lives fuller, gives them a way to transcend the tedium of the everyday. Is that not tremendously valuable? The arts are the oxygen of my life, many people’s lives. What? Quaker’s breakfast mush trumps Beethoven? I don’t think so.
Your commie upbringing, I’m guessing, would lead you to avoid corporate America. Anyway, where were you supposed to get the money for grad school? Even if your father ever had a cent, he wouldn’t have sent it your way.
Who the hell does little weasly Maureen Spiegel think she is? Feh! Sounds like she’s still part of the Wiley-snob clique, the girls who took greater pleasure flaunting their cashmere sweaters than wearing them. In history class she always enjoyed knocking my books off my desk as she passed. Liked to see me scramble for them. A bully then. A bully now. Just ignore her. Leave it to me to be the one to tear her limb from limb. For old time’s sake. Do you think you’ll have to run into her at the reunion?
June 3, 2014 9:23 pm
Subject: Re: Mo the Ho
The more I think about the last reunion, the more hesitant I am about the upcoming one. I debate with myself about it – I’m still a little undecided whether to go. I went to the one 10 years ago and I did enjoy the repartee with Greg and Steve et al. Mostly though I recall people lodging grievances they had harbored for 40 yrs – slights I didn’t intend or remember. It seemed like every 5 mins. someone who I barely remembered would challenge me. Mike Newman asked me if it was true that my father was a Communist and did he raise us as Commies too? Greenblatt remembered how he caught me in the school parking lot, letting air out of the tires on his father’s Caddie. And, oh, whether it was a political statement or something. I told him I didn’t recall it. (I did and it was.)
And the strangest thing of all, Ellen Thomas, I think that’s her name, asked me why, when she flirted with me in Chemistry, I never asked her out, etc., etc. When it was over I had a portrait of myself as an arrogant, insensitive asshole - and I guess people wanted me to know that. So I dutifully apologized and they seemed satisfied that I wasn't the same person they knew.
More tomorrow. Goodnight, my Sarah.
June 3, 2014 10:43 pm
Subject: spare me reunions
These tales of reunion are rather chilling. I can imagine the horror of a list of grievances. It makes me giddy to be not going. I still carry a satchel of grievances myself and would have the impulse to dump them on Janice Price. She always managed to make me feel unwanted in any group.
From: Harold Weinstein <Harold.W.Weinstein9933@gmail.com>
June 4 2014 10:55 am
FYI. Leaving Ashland. Took 1 yr visiting post at St. Olaf’s in Minnesota, beginning Sept.1. New email address to follow. H
June 4, 2014 11:32 am
Subject:Our last telephone call
Sarah, this morning I thought about the last time you and I spoke - in 1979. I don't know if you remember - you called to tell me that Susan Cantor had died - and as we were speaking my wife (at the time) interrupted me, purposely, on some ruse - and we never finished the conversation. When we do talk to each other again, I promise no interruptions, at least not for the first 4 hours.
June 4, 2014 1:51 pm
Subject: Re:Our last telephone call
Yes, I remember the call. Your mother gave me the number – groused about your father, maybe about you, and added that she always thought you and I should have gotten married. Mothers. . .
I didn’t just call you then to socialize. I was back in Cleveland that week and low – about getting older, about my parents deteriorating. Things were falling apart in my family. Esther was overwhelmed and screaming a lot. I needed comfort and I really needed to talk to someone, actually to you. My mother who, as you know, never recovered from what happened to her family in the War, had just been institutionalized. Went off the rails – listening to the radio, waiting for her name to be called, to be herded “to points East”. She got better, eventually, somewhat, but that day I longed for a connection to someone who had known me as her child. And no one had known me as well as you.
And Susan Cantor dying on the operating table, so young, so unnecessarily. Too much. But I felt certain that your voice alone could comfort me. It did. But I do recall the painful and abrupt end to the conversation. I took it as a clear message, to stay away. Anyway, from that talk you knew I had dropped out of grad school, that I was married to a literature guy, that I was trying to get pregnant, but couldn’t, that I was working with the Art dept. at San Diego, monotonous work, ordering supplies, making sure enough conté crayon was in stock, that sort of thing. Didn’t last long. Anyway, you would have heard more if it hadn’t been for that startling interruptus to the conversation.
There were things that I might have talked to you about had you stayed on the phone longer
1) That I had been held hostage by enemy aliens of the UFO sort, in their mother ship, for the better part of 1969 (or was that the LSD speaking?).
2) That after college I had tried going on with painting, on my own, but ripped up all the canvases deciding that I had no talent. Zero. That the only reason I thought I did was because Morris Nolinski at Bennington praised me to the sky, even named a painting (now in MOMA) after me, Buena Sarah I (there was never a II, cause I stopped the affair. Later, I discovered that Amazing Grace I and II, and Katydid I, II and III all lived in my dorm).
3) During grad school earned some chump change talking dirty on the dial-a-slut circuit.
June 4, 2014 6:35 pm
Subject: Re:Re:Our last telephone call
Nothing so arousing here.
Thanks for jogging my memory about that call. Maybe I’ve repressed it. As a matter of fact, I do recall the scene, if not the talk - tethered to a wall phone, the cord one foot long. Brenda, who had answered the phone, so knew it was you, was literally in my face the whole time - challenging me to do anything - mocking every word I said. Needless to say Brenda was insecure. She knew how important you had been to me. All the intensity we felt. You may want to know that our aborted conversation back in ’79 was a kind of turning point for Brenda and me. I was humiliated, enraged - and I snapped - for the first time in our marriage I wasn’t Adam the Conciliator. Things changed after that and I guess I stopped being intimidated by Brenda. We split up six months later.
Tell me about Harold if you want. Sorry that you lost him.
June 4, 2014 8:13 pm
Adam, I had no idea about Brenda. Sorry I got you in trouble, or perhaps I’m not sorry, if it helped extricate you from such a one. Is rescuing Adam Wolf my life’s actual calling?
Let’s see, what can I tell you about life with Harold? The 70’s, first his bucking for tenure, us needing to be pleasant to some boors in the senior ranks of the department. In particular, one who always greeted me by running his hand down my back and snapping my bra. Geezers. But I pretended to like that frat-boy vulgarity. Full Professors, whiskey-breathed by 9:00 am. For Harold’s sake I had to giggle at their toilet jokes. I hated those years.
The only one of the senior faculty I could stand was Timothy Fielding, an evil sense of humor – once said if Harold got tenure he couldn’t be let go, “even if he buggered a goat on the steps of the post office at high noon”. Harold did get tenure. I don’t believe he ever fucked a goat, but I wouldn’t be surprised.
Well, you see, guess I’m not saying all that much about Sarah Ross in those years. (I still have a hard time talking about myself.) I didn’t feel all that present in those days. It was all about Professor Harold Weinstein, PhD, the smiling, the entertaining. Once he got tenure I needed to get away from that. Quit my job in the Art dept., took fencing lessons, learned to deal blackjack at the Diamond Star Casino. Harold was embarrassed by all of it. He insisted I mention it to no one at the university. And I agreed to cease and desist. Me? I was transmogrified from the feisty Sarah you knew and loved, into the dutiful, robotic faculty wife.
Luckily some consciousness-raising group I joined jolted me back into myself. Began painting again and gave a fuck about dinner parties. Spent some time adventuring in Europe with my best pal. She stayed on in her family’s home in Terni. And I almost did too. So you see, you’re not the only one who’s gotten themselves in trouble. Are you ready to talk more about your troubles?
June 4, 2014 9:00 pm
Wow! Forever the feisty Sarah, the adventurer. I want to hear more, much more, but can’t right now. Duty calls. Lola’s car broke down. I need to go see what’s up. More tomorrow.
June 5, 2014 9:55 am
Happy June 5th, Adam. It hasn’t even been two weeks, but it feels to me as if we’ve never been apart. Odd, don’t you think?
June 5, 2014 11:33 am
Happy June 5th to you too, my Sarah Ross. And it feels as if we’ve never been apart because we haven’t been.
June 5, 2014 4:51 pm
I won’t be able to write at any length until later in the evening. Command performance. Her Royal Highness, A. Schreiber, insists I redo next month’s program schedule by tomorrow. Forgive me.
June 5, 2014 9:41 pm
Now, to get back to what I’ve really been wishing to do all day, schmooze with you. Anyway, the short version of my troubles, as promised. After Brenda, several years of frenzy, then a thirty year marriage of separate lives, little intimate contact, appeasing and enabling my new wife’s self-destructive impulses. And then the day job - keeping the peace at all, and I mean ALL costs. Accommodating that woman’s professional and personal expectations of me.
Whatever happened to you in those years, the Sarah I knew and loved seems to have reemerged in full force. Sure hope Harold also tried consciousness-raising. Still, it must have been difficult for you when he passed away.
June 5, 2014 10:21 pm
Subject: how I fell for you
“Difficult” is too thin a word for what I went through. I’d rather not go there.
You know, Adam, I think my attraction to Harold in the first place had a lot to do with you. Literature. You planted the passion for that in me. Harold picked up where you left off - explaining Milton and Joyce, to me, the way you had Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky. You liked Russian literature, didn’t you?
I need to tell you a story. You were a guru of sorts to me, the literate American who could finally teach me what to read. I was 14. Before you, I had no guide. We had no books in the house, at least no books in English. Before you, I would go to the library and close my eyes and run my hand along the shelf and take out any 5 books my hand landed on. Very funny thinking about it. Roosevelt Jr. High. We had a book report due, one we had to deliver, orally, in Tubaugh’s 8th grade Honors English class. I did my usual five book gambit. Three were geography or history books. The other two? One was Whitman’s Leaves of Grass (which I couldn't make heads or tails of, of course. Still can’t). The other book, a trifle. See Here, Private Hargrove, an amusing book about a bumbling private in WWII. So I ended up giving a report on it. Afterwards kids laughed at me for picking a stupid book. But what did I know? As I was returning to my desk one whispered, “Ever hear of Mark Twain?” Another, “You could have picked Dickens”. When I tell the story of why I've been in love with my first boyfriend, I say he never made fun of me, the way the others did. But two days later gave me a copy of Steinbeck's Grapes of Wrath and I was so grateful. I joined a paperback book club, and you helped me select books. It's there I discovered Nabokov, whose writing still makes me melt. It is you who made me literary.
Goodnight, my Adam. Please, more tomorrow.
June 5, 2014 10:25 pm
Subject: Re: how I fell for you
What a story! Of course more tomorrow. Goodnight, my dear Sarah. ILU
June 6, 2014 7:10 am
Up early to be with you and talk.
The Steinbeck - that was my father’s. I took it from his shelf. A used book. I was with him when he “bought” it. One Saturday my father spent some rare time with me - not the ball game, no, not my father. We went to the Saint Vincent de Paul thrift shop. He picked the book off the shelf and showed me that the price inside was 10 cents. He winked at me, took out a pencil, carefully erased the 10 cents and neatly wrote 5 cents in its place. And when we got back in the car, he gloated as if he had just pulled off a big Brinks heist.
Your memories are so vivid, funny how memory works. Now I remember when I gave you the book your look made my heart leap up. Your smile - hard to describe what happened to me, but it was a trance. The feeling - a profound warmth that surged through my body. Since we started writing I too have been awash in memories - and intense feelings - actually I've been unable to concentrate on anything else - nervously waiting for your replies.
June 6, 2014 7:34 am
Subject: Another flash of the past
Sarah, as long as we’re on the topic of memory, can you recall the one time before that 1979 call when we talked?
Maybe because today’s the 6th, I do remember the date - June 7th 1968. I can picture exactly where I was standing in that old dumpy apartment of mine on 55th St., by the railroad tracks, staring out the window. And I know I was surprised that you called - and that you told me it was a predetermined day for us to reconnect. I can still feel the emotions. I was about to head off to West Virginia to become a Vista volunteer – kept me out of the draft - so I must have been anxious. And after the call, I had a sense of longing, maybe remorse, but I can't remember what we said. Can you?
June 6, 2014 8:34 am
Subject: June 7th
Yes, I do recall phoning you June 7, 1968, missing you terribly. I was about to take off to Europe for the summer. First trip back there since childhood. Exciting!
1966. Do you remember, two years earlier, we spent one golden day together? A date. We hadn’t seen each other since high school and we were about to go into our junior year in college. We were 20. It was the last time we ever saw each other.
So the call that day in ’68? Before the phone call I had no idea we would stop communicating. After the phone call I chose to go into radio silence – at least for a decade.
It’s odd what is coming back to me about that conversation. I now remember telling you I saved your love notes to me, and the childhood pictures you had given me. I felt very close to you that day. And you said you had put my pictures and letters to you in a hiding place in the attic of the Silsby house for safekeeping. (I didn’t believe you, not until now.)
I supposed you didn't like my calling because when I tried to reminisce, you brought up Darlene Cutler and all that she had meant to you. And when I got off the phone I kept muttering to myself something like "Darlene Cutler? Darlene Cutler? That slut?” In the girls’ locker room, we used to have a nickname for her, you know, “The Human Sperm Bank”. I marvel that the call with me meant anything at all to you. I’m very touched to know now that you remember not just the call, but also the date.
June 6, 2014 11:18 am
Subject: Re:June 7th
I guess I know now why I felt a sense of loss or remorse after that call. Forgive me if you can. What prompted me to push you away and talk about anyone else, I couldn't know.
Tell me what was so special, though, about June 7, 1968.
June 6, 2014 11:29 am
Subject: Re:Re: June 7th
My diary records that you asked me to marry you on Feb. 15th 1961, when we had just turned 15. And we picked June 7, 1968 as our Wedding Day. ________________________________________________________________
June 6, 2014 12:25 pm
Subject: Golden day
I certainly remember holding you in the sunroom of your parent’s apartment when I proposed to you and we set a date. I just forgot it was that day. Of course, June 7th was and maybe always will be our anniversary. And now too I thought all day about our last time together - that "golden day" all those years ago. I do recall a sweet time, but not many details. Are there more that will trigger my memory?
June 6, 2014 1:18 pm
Subject: Re:Golden day
I do have other details, but I’ll wait until I figure out how to formulate them, if that’s okay.
June 6, 2014 11:18 pm
Subject: Re:Re:Golden day
Okay. I’ll be patient. Long day – business dinner - this time with some potential sponsors. It could have been a nice time, were it not for the talk of politics – Tea Party line – ship immigrants back, they said – perhaps meant to include wetbacks like you, for all I know.
June 7, 2014 4:56 am
Happy Anniversary, my Adam.
A sudden flash of that golden day, that last day we were ever together, an experience that's so private and internal, it won't jog your memory at all. We spent the day at the Cleveland Art Museum, their 50th anniversary show, 1966. Then we were in the car, at night - the parking lot of our Roosevelt Junior High School. The street lamp the only illumination. I was next to you, with you, intimately. Looking into the side window, I saw my own reflection, but it wasn’t my face I saw, instead it was an amalgam of both our faces - I couldn't decipher the parts, couldn't separate one from the other.
It's hard to put such a mystical moment into words. It cheapens it too much. But the vision had temperature, a warmth to it - beatific, glowing, with some interior golden light. Most amazing. It felt so right.
I never dreamed I would have a chance to mention it to you.
June 7, 2014 8:08 am
Subject: Golden day too
Happy Anniversary, Sweets!
In the silence here - I've read that message now a dozen times - that vision of us as one - I don't have words, only now a sensation (of longing I think) that I can't really describe. When your earlier note said you didn't know how to put the details of our "golden day" in words, I thought that something ominous had happened or I did or said something unredeemable. How the image stayed with you, Sarah - that image - is making me want to cry - a release of feeling - not sadness.
And then there are the years and years in between - all the June 7ths - which, if you wish, I could tell you about later.
· June 7, 2014 10:19 am
· Subject: Re:Golden day too
Maybe I just need to hold the stillness a while longer. I'm a bit overwhelmed too by the memory - and for the occasion of being able to share it with you - and by my own reaction of tears - streaming tears - a weight off my heart too - and I know I could never have delivered this vision by phone - certainly not in person - so I'm glad we write - it will always stabilize the feelings now - always re-readable - I'm so glad you know now how deeply inside me you have lived.
More later, promise
· June 7, 2014 11:01 am
You should know, Adam Wolf, the joy I feel when seeing your name in my inbox. No matter who else wants to get to me, I leap to you.
June 7, 2014 12:54 pm
I’ve spent the whole morning daydreaming of what I was going to say to you today and tomorrow. I think I would be in your inbox all the time, if I could.
June 7, 2014 1:29 pm
All along these many years I knew that no one could replace you. The idea of you. The fit. I see now how we fit. I feel the fit and marvel at it. I’m crazy and distracted. Nicole jabbers at me. I pretend to be listening, but I’m itching to get to your emails. I resent having to leave the screen for a customer. Don’t they know I have better things to do with my time? Don’t they know Adam Wolf might be there waiting for me? Fools.
· From: Adam Wolf < firstname.lastname@example.org>
June 7, 2014 2:48 pm
I’d like to be on the computer for a few hours with you too. But I have to go on the air in a few minutes. Hold that thought. I’ll do a little work and touch your inbox in a while.
June 7, 2014 5:17 pm
Just wondering, Adam, is your email, our correspondence, secure from prying eyes?
I won’t be able to write much more today. Gordon’s invited me out to dinner and I better get ready.
· June 8, 2014 8:57 am
To answer your question about our privacy. Sure. Absolutely. No one here would snoop around. I trust them.
Does Gordon know we correspond?
June 8, 2014 10:48 am
Yep. I mentioned you and I were in contact. How about Lola? Does she know we’re in touch?
· June 8, 2014 10:53 am
No, but she knows who you are.
June 8, 2014 11:02 am
Tell me about Amanda. She scares me. Does she know about us?
· June 8, 2014 2:14 pm
No, Amanda doesn’t know about us, but she thinks I’ve been acting strange lately. Asks me a dozen times what’s the matter. Keeps suggesting we meet over drinks to talk this over – that we don’t spend enough time together anymore. Forget about it. Nothing to be scared of, Sarah. We just have a long relationship at the station. We’ve travelled together. We’ve worked on the program guide for years and years.
Lola has me doing hateful jobs around the house today. But most of my time has been spent chasing a chipmunk out. The cat likes to bring them in as souvenirs for us. You should see me with a wastebasket trying to swoop down on the scurrying, frightened thing. This isn’t the first time. But just now the neighbor stopped over and mentioned that I could get it out by laying a trail of peanuts to the open door. And sure enough, it worked.
So I’m back with you, where I really need to be.
June 8, 2014 4:23 pm
You do talk about Amanda a lot. “We” this and “we” that. What do you wish me to know about her? Are you trying to tell me something?
· June 8, 2014 5:28 pm
Nothing to tell. Promise. I guess she’s conditioned me to call it a “we”.
June 8, 2014 7:08 pm
Subject: Off for a week
Adam, I may have forgotten to tell you. I’m getting ready for a wonderful vacation, beginning tomorrow. I’m going up to Kennebunkport, Maine - an artist’s retreat, with a teacher I had before. I do especially good work with him, learn a lot. Alas, dear friend, I kind of doubt they have internet there. I’m there until the 14th.
I’ll write as soon as I return. Promise.
· June 8, 2014 8:05 pm
Subject: Re:Off for a week
Oh. How come you didn’t tell me? How nice for you. Not so nice for me. How am I supposed to survive even a few days without you? Write if you can, but perhaps the whole point is to concentrate on your painting, uninterrupted.
I’ll miss you. Hurry back. Are you going alone?
Goodnight dear Sarah. ILU
June 9, 2014 9:17 am
Subject: Re:Re:Off for a week
Bye bye, Adam. It just slipped my mind. I’ll miss you too! Remember me. Remind me there’s good reason I’m leaving on this trip. I’ll contact you if I can.
· June 9, 2014 9:28 am
Subject: Have fun!
You’ll have a grand and rejuvenating time. Enjoy yourself. And no worries, I haven’t forgotten you all these years. I’m not about to now. BYE, SARAH. Would you try to get the plane to touch down in Chicago, if only for an hour. I could meet you at O’Hare and we could hoist a few.
June 14, 2014 5:44 pm
Subject: Back from Maine
I just walked into the house, Adam, grateful that I can finally be in touch again. Wonderful, productive time. I think it stretched me. I worked with watercolor, pen, pencil on the same page. Maybe I’ll get up the courage to send you some pictures. Pleasant people on the trip. Their critique was gentle, but to the point and constructive. Great fun.
How have you been?
· June 14, 2014 7:58 pm
Subject: Re:Back from Maine
YOU’RE BACK!!! HURRAH. YOU DIDN’T FORGET ME!
The blackout was impossible.
So glad you had a great time. By all means let me see what you’ve produced!
Me? I’ve been okay this week. Same old drudge. My life is not as varied and exciting as yours. I wish I could change that. I spent most of the week longing for you.
The reunion’s coming up soon. Text and emails come everyday – an on-going pep rally. People trying to convince me it’s going to be transformative. I’m working myself up to it. Only a week til it’s over with.
June 14, 2014 9:52 pm
Subject: Re:Re:Back from Maine
I just unpacked. I’m not one of those people who can put that off.
Wiped out. A long day. First getting to Boston, and then a 5-hour flight from Logan. I think we might have flown over your house. I should have waved.
Good night, dear Adam.
As far as I’m concerned, the reunion is already underway. And it IS transformative. And permanent. You and me.
· June 15, 2014 7:56 pm
· Subject: Back from the future
Sarah, my love, picture this filmic episode:
We’re 14 years old. It’s 1960, a late spring afternoon. A path. Cain Park. I’m there waiting for you.
The dialogue begins:
Sarah: “Adam, where on earth have you been? I’ve been frantic. Your parents have been frantic.”
Adam: “Been away, far away. Actually I’ve travelled to the future. Landed in 2014. Guess what? Everybody has air conditioning. Everyone has a phone you can keep in your pocket. Anybody can order movies and watch instantly on their portable televisions. And, guess what else, my love? Cleveland still hasn’t won a World Series. But most important, you and I are together. What do you say to that?”
· June 15, 2014 8:04 pm
· Subject: Re:Back from the future
I would have said, “You mean we’re together six feet under, in adjoining plots?”
· June 15, 2014 8:17 pm
· Subject: Re:Re:Back from the future
I’d tell you to hold on to your hat and not to be upset.
I’d say: “Except for one day and two phone calls, we haven’t been together since high school - for most of our lives. Half a century later, though, we’re back together again! Come to the future with me now, Sarah, and we’ll skip the years in between. They’re not worth it anyway.”
Sarah, would you have come with me then, into the future? What would you have said?
· June 15, 2014 8:31 pm
· Subject: Stop pulling my leg
No, I certainly would not have come with you. And I would have said, “Okay, Mr. Looney Tunes. Adios. Aufwiedersehen. You’re crazier than I ever guessed. I’m not going with you anywhere, not now, not in the future. I’m going home.”
I would have added, “Fess up and tell me the truth now. Where have you really been since Monday afternoon?” That’s what I would have said,
And furthermore, I would have thrown in, “Oh, I get it, you’re breaking up with me. Your voo-doo glimpse into the future, HA! Just a cover so you can wander off into the sunset with Claire Carlsen. Yeah, and when you turn old and your girlfriends don’t want you anymore, then you’ll expect me to push you around in your wheelchair, right? No deal.” I would say, “See you, chum!”
· June 15, 2014 9:13 pm
· Subject: Not pulling your leg
But I would insist I was telling the truth: “Au contraire, my Sarah. We may be in our late 60s, but not decrepit, not at all. A few ailments, but we avoid doctors, so we don’t dwell on them. Besides you and I have Medicare”. (And you would have asked me what Medicare was.)
“Most amazing, Sarah,” I would continue, “I never would have believed it either, if I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes. Two septuagenarians rolling around the bed all night, a blowjob every morning.”
What would you have said then, if I had promised you that?
· June 15, 2014 9:27 pm
· Subject: Re:Not pulling your leg
1960? I would have asked, “Adam, what’s a blowjob?”